Everyone's Seen My Tits: Stories and Reflections from an Unlikely Feminist by Keeley Hazell

Book Review: Everyone’s Seen My Tits: Stories and Reflections from an Unlikely Feminist by Keeley Hazell If you thought memoirs had to be serious, solemn, or overly polished, Keeley Hazell’s Everyone’s Seen My Tits will happily shatter that notion. Equal parts hilarious, candid, and surprisingly insightful, this book takes readers on a whirlwind journey through Keeley’s life as a model, actress, and outspoken feminist navigating a world that’s often more absurd than empowering. From the very first page, Hazell’s voice is refreshingly unapologetic. She tackles taboos, media scrutiny, and the ridiculous double standards women face with humor, charm, and a healthy dose of sass. But this isn’t just a “look at my crazy life” tell-all—each story carries real reflections on self-worth, body image, and reclaiming control over one’s narrative. Keeley effortlessly balances the funny and the serious, giving readers both laugh-out-loud moments and thoughtful insights that linger long after the book is closed. The structure of short, punchy chapters makes it feel like a series of candid conversations with a friend who’s brutally honest, endlessly witty, and genuinely relatable. Whether she’s recounting an awkward red-carpet encounter or dissecting societal expectations, Hazell’s storytelling is magnetic, witty, and often downright shocking—in the best possible way. Final verdict: Everyone’s Seen My Tits is bold, hilarious, and surprisingly moving. It’s a must-read for anyone who loves smart, funny, and unapologetically honest reflections on life, feminism, and growing into your own voice.